Gazing upon 19th century Vondelpark mansions in between working hours (Instagram)
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I’m sinkin’ fast, it’s alright.
Because I ate all the fucking things.
I’m now starting yesterday…on a diet.
I’m fucking hungry.
Excerising sucks.
I crave the sweet release of death.
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Loneliness is a state of mind that no matter how loved, I still can’t shake.
Anonymous asked:
Does dick size matter?
Does it matter if I decapitate you?
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
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Anonymous asked:
So I love the look of a captive ring for septum piercings, but I just can't understand how to open and close them. Would you please explain?
This.
I will reblog this every time